This tattoo is garbage.

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch.

It's a real thing.

And now it's not just polluting the Pacific Ocean,

but also taking up space on Adam W's forearm.

It was a lot of fun, so I hope he collects them all.

I guess every ocean has one,

due to ocean currents,

and filthy, wasteful human beings.

One week till xmas.

Which means one week till we board a plane and fly to Hawaii.

I'm gonna fly right over that big, floating garbage patch,

and spend the holidays somewhere a little less....seasonal.

I mean, you probably won't find me on a beach,

but you won't find me shoveling snow, either.

But if you're super into the holidays,

and need some new xmas jams,

head over to the Suckapants blog,

and get this years (and all the previous ones, too) mix.

It's free, and Dark Dark Dark has a track on it.

Get caroling.

If it looks like a duck...

Kyle Mack is a character.
He came up with the basic idea of a duck with weird legs,
illustrating that on the surface everything would look normal,
but underneath would be a different story.
I think it's another version of his wolf in penguin clothes idea.
(he can't help it)
But this time we didn't tattoo it on Kyle,
Mike Shoemaker took it.
(and he's a character, too)

Thanks Kyle,
your absurdist mutterings inspire me greatly.

And thanks to Mike,
for always being up for something fun on you forever.